Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Occupational Hymns

Continuing with yesterday's post on Church bulletins, I decided I should share some "Occupational Hymns" :D

  • The Dentist's Hymn.............Crown Him With Many Crowns
  • The Weatherman's Hymn..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
  • The Contractor's Hymn..........The Church's One Foundation
  • The Tailor's Hymn..............Holy, Holy, Holy
  • The Golfer's Hymn..............There is A Green Hill Far Away

  • The Politician's Hymn..........Standing on the Promises
  • The Optometrist's Hymn.........Open My Eyes That I Might See
  • The IRS Agent's Hymn...........I Surrender All
  • The Gossip's Hymn..............Pass It On
  • The Electrician's Hymn.........Send the Light

  • The Shopper's Hymn.............Sweet By and By
  • The Realtor's Hymn.........I've Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop
  • The Pilot's Hymn...............I'll Fly Away
  • The Paramedic's Hymn...........Revive Us Again
  • The Judge's Hymn...............Almost Persuaded

  • The Psychiatrist's Hymn........Just a Little Talk With Jesus
  • The Architect's Hymn...........How Firm A Foundation
  • The Credit Card Telemarketer's Hymn.....A Charge To Keep I Have
  • The Zookeeper's Hymn...........All Creatures of Our God & King
  • The Postal Worker's Hymn.......So Send I You

  • The Waiter's Hymn..............Fill My Cup, Lord
  • The Gardener's Hymn............Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming
  • The Lifeguard's Hymn...........Rescue the Perishing
  • The Criminal's Hymn............Search Me, O God
  • The Baker's Hymn...............I Need Thee Every Hour

  • The Shoe Repairer's Hymn.......It Is Well With My Soul
  • The Travel Agent's Hymn........Anywhere With Jesus
  • The Geologist's Hymn...........Rock of Ages
  • The Mens' Wear Clerk's Hymn....Blest Be the Tie

  • The Umpire's Hymn..............I Need No Other Argument
  • The Librarian's Hymn...........Whispering Hope


And of course, for those of you who speed on the highway (myself included) a few hymns we should remember:

45 mph......................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph......................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph......................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph......................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph......................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph......................Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100 mph................Precious Memories

2 comments :

  1. Liv :) said...

    ROFL!!!! That was so funny :)
    Read everthing from this week...very funny made me laugh out loud :)
    Sorry about your car trouble :(
    How much longer is SArah on her "no computer?"

  2. Anna said...

    She can get back on tomorrow!