Occupational Hymns
Continuing with yesterday's post on Church bulletins, I decided I should share some "Occupational Hymns" :D
- The Dentist's Hymn.............Crown Him With Many Crowns
- The Weatherman's Hymn..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
- The Contractor's Hymn..........The Church's One Foundation
- The Tailor's Hymn..............Holy, Holy, Holy
- The Golfer's Hymn..............There is A Green Hill Far Away
- The Politician's Hymn..........Standing on the Promises
- The Optometrist's Hymn.........Open My Eyes That I Might See
- The IRS Agent's Hymn...........I Surrender All
- The Gossip's Hymn..............Pass It On
- The Electrician's Hymn.........Send the Light
- The Shopper's Hymn.............Sweet By and By
- The Realtor's Hymn.........I've Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop
- The Pilot's Hymn...............I'll Fly Away
- The Paramedic's Hymn...........Revive Us Again
- The Judge's Hymn...............Almost Persuaded
- The Psychiatrist's Hymn........Just a Little Talk With Jesus
- The Architect's Hymn...........How Firm A Foundation
- The Credit Card Telemarketer's Hymn.....A Charge To Keep I Have
- The Zookeeper's Hymn...........All Creatures of Our God & King
- The Postal Worker's Hymn.......So Send I You
- The Waiter's Hymn..............Fill My Cup, Lord
- The Gardener's Hymn............Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming
- The Lifeguard's Hymn...........Rescue the Perishing
- The Criminal's Hymn............Search Me, O God
- The Baker's Hymn...............I Need Thee Every Hour
- The Shoe Repairer's Hymn.......It Is Well With My Soul
- The Travel Agent's Hymn........Anywhere With Jesus
- The Geologist's Hymn...........Rock of Ages
- The Mens' Wear Clerk's Hymn....Blest Be the Tie
- The Umpire's Hymn..............I Need No Other Argument
- The Librarian's Hymn...........Whispering Hope
And of course, for those of you who speed on the highway (myself included) a few hymns we should remember:
45 mph......................God Will Take Care of You55 mph......................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph......................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph......................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph......................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph......................Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100 mph................Precious Memories
2 comments :
ROFL!!!! That was so funny :)
Read everthing from this week...very funny made me laugh out loud :)
Sorry about your car trouble :(
How much longer is SArah on her "no computer?"
She can get back on tomorrow!
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